I hope you step on a lego.
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
I heard that you were a Lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
Girls play hard to get because guys play hard to keep.
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. That’s why women wear makeup and men lie.
In every girl’s life, there’s is a boy she’ll never forget. In every boy’s life, there’s a girl he can never get.
Every girl deserves a guy who respects her and every guy deserves a girl who appreciates his efforts.
Girls know how to fake smiles. Guys know how to fake feelings.
Girls have a bad habit of holding on too long. Guys have a bad habit of letting go too easily.
You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it’s meant to be.
Love is not about having someone, but protecting them, and making them happy.. Even you are being apart in miles.
No. Im not single. Im in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
Spending time apart from someone shows you how much you really need them in your life.
If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, maybe you should give them your absence.
Don't follow your heart, follow your mind - 'cause you can't control who you love, but you have complete control over who you hate.
To know when to go away and when to come closer is the key to any lasting relationship.
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
If we are strong, our character will speak for itself. If we are weak, words will be of no help.
If you'd be loved, be worthy to be loved.
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in the world today than for bread.
Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.
I’m a good enough person to forgive you, but I’m not stupid enough to trust you again.
Never trust a man who has no vices.
I don’t trust words, I trust actions.
Never trust someone who lies to you; never lie to someone who trusts you.
He who does not trust enough, will not be trusted.
Trust can be lost within seconds.
Trust means everything, but once it’s broken sorry means nothing.
Trust is like virginity. You lose it once and you’ll never get it back.
People who truly deserve your trust are those who will never have the courage to lie to you.
Life is at its weakest when there’s more doubts than trust, but life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the doubts.
Trust takes years to build but seconds to destroy.
Trust is like an eraser; it gets smaller and smaller.
Sometimes the hardest decision to make is the one that is best for you. But in the end you have to trust your heart to do what is right.
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
Be careful whom you give your trust. Because when its broken, it hurts alot wishing you haven’t given it away.
Trust is crucial in development of networks.
I do trust you. I trust you to do exactly what I’d expect you to do.
I don’t want to be your favorite or your best. I want to be your only and forget the rest.
No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding someone worth waking up to.
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending.
Don’t value love after its gone, value it while you are living it.
Any guy can sweep a girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can, sometimes, just be an illusion.
Only love let’s us see normal things In an extraordinary way.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, make you happy is my duty, and loving you is my life.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but of looking outward together in the same direction.
Love is like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, start taking better care of your own yard.
Sometimes you have to erase the messages, delete the the numbers and move on. You don’t have to forget what the person was to you, but you do have to accept that they aren’t’ that person anymore.
Refuse to lose. Refuse to be defeated. Refuse to have regrets.
Surround yourself with love, not friends.
Follow your dreams, just make sure you have fun too.
Don’t find glory in your past sins.
If your strength is small, don't carry heavy burdens. If your words are worthless, don't give advice.
To advise is easier than to help.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
If she were a president, she’d be Baberham Lincoln.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
